Originally I started writing this entry only due to the fact that Guy was grunting/yelling repeatedly, while his girlfriend cackled in response. The yelling was annoying and totally incoherent (think of the sound Steve Urkel from Family Matters might make if he was recorded trying to take a dump while constipated). Eventually, the situation evolved into something else...
MORE NERD DRAMA!! Cue the cheesy TV game show theme!
Moments ago, I heard Guy suddenly stop grunt-yelling like a moron in favor of yelling at his girlfriend (one of his all-time favourite activites). Of course she responded meekly instead of standing up to Nerdzilla (mistake #1), and soon Guy went stomping out of the apartment in a rage (I'm surprised the skinny bastard didn't break an ankle. I really wish he had).
His girlfriend waited in silence a few moments, then blurted out "Wait!" and went scampering in pursuit of her dickbag of a boyfriend (mistake #2).
If I had been her, left alone in my overbearing, verbally-abusive boyfriend's apartment room, I would've done something amazing.
Definition of "amazing" (in this particular case): Scratching the underside of every one of Guy's favourite DVDs, erasing his computer's hard drive, throwing away one sock from every pair he owns, and then pooping in his laundry basket and/or pillow case.
Granted, Guy's girlfriend is not in the least bit amazing. In fact, she even whimpered before yelling "Wait!" as if she were a lost puppy. A RETARDED lost puppy, who doesn't realize it's time to run away from the master feeding it bowls of staples.
Worst. Couple. Ever.
If there's an Anti-Cupid out there, it's time for him to strike immediately.
Enjoy.
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