If there ever was living proof of ogres existing on our planet at any time, it's Ben. He's a fucking big, dumb, loud, ignorant, racist piece of shit who can't stay quiet for more than 20 seconds.
Right now, Ben and his current boyfriend-of-choice, Bro-Love Kid, are sitting in the living/main room listening to Journey's "Greatest Hits" and probably holding hands. They're also talking about today's election.
I came home from work, walked past the two of them pillow talking in the living/main room, and was almost in the door to my room when Ben yelled at me "McCain! Woo!" while pumping his fist. Get used to the truck horn fist-pump motion, buddy...you're going to grow up and be a fucking truck driver the rest of your life (no offense to any truck drivers or relatives of truck drivers reading this...I'm simply insinuating his useless college degree and lack of intelligence will get him nowhere near his dream job).
So I'm sitting here drinking a 40 oz. of Olde English malt liquor (yeah, I'm classy, I know), and suddenly I hear Ben blurt out (the walls in my apartment are paper-thin, not to mention Ben's voice is retardedly-loud) "The BLACK White House." Obviously, I tune in to see exactly what level of stupid he's going to achieve tonight. Ben's monologue continues "Yeah, they'll be sittin' out there barbecuin' and shit, eatin' watermelon" then adds his signature "I'm the biggest obnoxious fuck on the planet" laugh.
Is there any way we can just build a fucking time machine and send him back to the South during the 1860s where he fucking belongs? What an ignorant piece of garbage.
Bro-Love Kid, of course, is all for these types of jokes. I'm glad Ben's finally found the perfect boyfriend for himself. I'm hoping that they break up, get really depressed and drunk, and kill themselves. That'd be two less racists this world would have to deal with.
I'm angry again, so I'll possibly post later, when I've cooled down a bit and/or am drunker. Enjoy.
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