11/24/08 - MAXIMUM VOLUME!!!

I know, I know. It's been effing forever since I wrote in this. It's not my fault that this place drives me crazy-go-nuts and I have to escape for entire weekends to my girlfriend's house to quell my anger. With that said, I suppose it's time to start bitching.

I find it stranger and stranger that Ben's friend/not-so-secret lover, Bro-Love Kid, has been camping out here on a regular basis. I woke up on Friday to find him sleeping on the couch. Naturally, I tried to make as much noise as possible so the dumb bastard would be absolutely miserable. I figure if I do this every morning I find him sleeping in the living/main room, he'll eventually stop staying here for Ben's slumber parties.

Anyway, when I came back from class later that day, Ben and Bro-Love were sitting in their normal spots in the living/main room. To help accentuate the story's details, I will insert a diagram, created with my amazing MS Paint 2003 skills:

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For whatever reason, Ben and Bro-Love are talking at FULL VOLUME to each other, despite the literal 2-foot gap between the two. If shouting was a sport, Ben could win it by talking in his normal voice. Part of me thinks that he believes he's important enough to let EVERYONE in a 24 mile radius know of his exploits, plans for the night, and opinions concerning bowel movements.

Annoyed, I went to my room, shut the door, and was forced to put on unbelievably loud metalcore to drown out the constant stream of stupid coming through my wall. I really wish my college had thought of sound-proofing each individual's room. Or allowed the use of tranquilizer guns...Ben would be in a coma 24/7.

I don't feel that I should have to blast music or put in headphones in my OWN room to avoid the possible brain damage associated with listening to Ben and Bro-Love's outrageously idiotic conversations. At least my door has a lock (ah yes, the silver lining!).

Anyway, I'm leaving you with a short entry today. Enjoy.